1) Tina Fey is the sharpest writer on the best show on television, and it gets better every week. If you don't watch it or you don't get it, the prospect of a future friendship may be doomed.
2) I was thumbing through the catalog at work and I stumbled across a model who I believe to be Saleisha, AKA Tyra clone from America's Next Top Model. She's more prominently featured on the website, so I'm going to need some fresh eyes to confirm that it is in fact her.
3) I have nothing to say about the Phillies right now except that their play is mocking me at the moment. Cole Hamels pitches well and one of the best offenses in the league scores one run. Then they manage to come back in the bottom of the ninth only to give the game right back in the tenth, forcing me to sit through another full inning of specrapular play. Really nice guys, i want that half hour back. At least they get to go to the White House tomorrow, and the world will marvel at the team and president who both have enormous potential and are currently squandering it on mediocrity. Run with your liberal instincts Barack...run with them
4) Am I the only one who was probably thinking the same things that Wanda Sykes was saying about Rush Limbaugh? I mean it's probably not nice to joke about his body failing over time because the man is morbidly obese and has a history of drug abuse, so it's only a matter of time before he joins the great Reagan Revolution in the sky...
5) I am also taking bets that by the time the Pope gets back from Israel, he has pissed off both the Jews and the Muslims. I mean I'm amazed at how many people actually care what an old man in a ridiculous hat has to say. I mean if an ordinary person wore a hat like that and then said "I am the leader of God's one true church, so listen up my homies..." Everyone would be like, if God is omnipotent, you would think he would at least update the wardrobe every few years. It's not like the Vatican doesn't have the money, just sell some of the collection from the lesser Renaissance masters...But they might still be paying a lot of hush money to altar boys, so they might want to wait on that one...
That is not Saleisha. She does have a similar look though, her smile is very Saleisha-y.
ReplyDeleteToo tired to comment more now. Must watch office/30 rock.
No way that's Saleisha! I mean it's a pretty good knockoff, and was probably more deceptive in print, with the ink soaking into the paper strangely or the glare of your lamp against the magazine's gloss... but no, now way.
ReplyDeleteI only saw half of last night's episode of 30 Rock, but I did think to myself "Kardine is gonna love saying 'No to the way to the Jose.'"
"S that D, Shut that Down, dealbreaker!!"
Just bought the rest of Arrested Development.. gotta revisit that.