So I realize it's been a while since my last post, but sooo much has happened that I have opinions and judgements on that it's too hard to choose what to write about! So I'm going to make a list of possible topics, there will be a vote and whatever garners the most votes will be the subject of my blog entry! Yay democracy, and just like in Iran, if I don't like the outcome, I will just create a landslide victory in the direction that I want to go...
So here is the list:
1) Jon and Kate + 8 + D.I.V.O.R.C.E - I know this is a little cliche, but I don't watch the show and Gail Collins wrote a Times OpEd about it so I feel that it's fair for me to weigh in as well with my vitriolic hatred for these people.
2) The Governor of South Carolina...I mean come on how freaking funny is this story right now. As Jon Stewart said last night nothing is better than "conservative men with liberal penises"
3) The Team That Shall Not Be Named - I won't enjoy discussing this, but I do have the desire to vent about how they barely resemble a professional baseball team at present. Also, I have trade scenarios and the definitive version of the lineup.
Write-ins will also be accepted. Enjoy!
Gail Collins's article was wonderful. I think the Mark Sanford story is my favorite. I mean, really, dude... wow.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what you mean by this Team That Shall Not Be Named... Maybe after the all-star break baseball can exist for me again... sigh.
Jon and Kate they're just so ripe for mockery, it may never get old.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I was busy all weekend mourning Michael Jackson. In my opinion, I think a lot of people are kind of relieved that he's dead so that they can forget about a freaky and creepy he was in the present and just get back to remembering the moonwalk and Thriller. MJ (or "MJack") is my write in!
ReplyDeleteOut of the three, I'm kind of curious about your trade scenarios for the team. I don't watch J&K+8, but unlike many, when I see a train wreck, I just want to avert my eyes.